|riddle me this batman
||[Jul. 23rd, 2006|08:52 pm]
someone once said to me "you know life's interesting when you wake up in bed with two naked women". now i know what they mean... because i didn't this morning, or any morning, wake up with two naked women in my bed my life is boring. and ya know what? that's gay. of course this someone was nicolo and his idea of an interesting life may be slightly different to most.. but my point is still valid... or is it? did i have a point? or did that first line just seem to me to be a relatively interesting way of starting a journal entry after a stint of lazyness where i couldnt b bothered?
rhetorical questions have now ended. self-obsessed analysis of my life over the last week has now begun. I DO NOT LIKE GIRLS. they're silly and ambiguous. especially attractive girls who you feel nothing but guilt about liking because you know you're such good friends with them. of course this now negates my statement of not liking girls because i said we're friends.. but i guess what i meant was what every guy means.. girls confuse me.
teh most annoying thing of all is the person im currently closest to friend-wise, due to annoying things such as dead phones and geography, is said person in above paragraph. not exactly someone i can approach the subject with. not that she doesn't know, extensive kissing is sometimes a clue, but it could still go horribly horribly wroong and then im gonna feel bad. and GAH.
rant. anyways. off for the next 7 weeks starting next sunday, should be fun. and i become a godfather in a bit over 3 weeks.. oo shiny. i cant wait to regail my godson over what it was like to be his age when he hits puberty.. my first taste of being a grandfather, and my first opportunity to say "back in my day". should be cool
food times xxxx